In Non-Michael Jackson News...
Bar Rafaeli. Naked. Couch. Just watch it.
Filed under: Hot Bodies
Aretha Takes Twins for Walk
Looking delicious as ever, Aretha Franklin went to Jimmy Choo for shoes yesterday -- and when she took off, she showed off her lovely pair.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Hot Bodies
Hilary Duff Goes Two-Pieces
Hilary Duff showed off her stuff in Hawaii on Tuesday.
While the same can't be said for her music, the 21-year-old's black bikini definitely rocks.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hilary Duff, Hot Bodies, Stars in Heat
Guess the Unshaven Thigh!
Can you guess who flashed their hirsute limb at an L.A. coffee shop yesterday?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
Name that Chicken Wing
Which 40-something beauty was flapping her bony bird wings all over NYC yesterday?
Filed under: Beauty, Hot Bodies
Doll Parts
That celebrity skin belongs to rehabbed mother of one Courtney Love!
Love claims she's been drug free for over five years.
Filed under: Beauty, Hot Bodies, Nurse!
Bruno's Naked Friends -- The Pecking Order
Sacha Baron Cohen's tour of the bizarre rolled into Berlin yesterday -- where his new fashion designs battled some pesky XXX stereotypes ...
BTW -- Despite the appearance of 4 men, there are actually 5 phalli in this photo.
Filed under: Movies, Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies
Max Judges Hooters Competition -- Seriously
UPDATE: 8:10 ET The live stream crashed. We're trying ...
Max will be judging the Hooters 13th Annual International Swimsuit Pageant in Ft. Lauderdale, FL at 8 PM EST. Although we have some misgivings/fear, we're going to live stream the entire pageant.
The views of Max do no necessarily represent the views of TMZ.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies, Pageantry
Eddie Murphy -- Hugh Who?
Maybe a semi-gross overstatement that Eddie Murphy is in Hugh Jackman's league, but he may still be breaking the law -- you're not allowed to take a six pack to the beach in Hawaii.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies
Jesus Cristiano!
Here's Madonna's sexy boy toy, Brazilian model Jesus Luz in Milan today (left) -- and Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo tanning his smooth, supple flesh in Beverly Hills (right). 
It's a good Friday!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies, Cristiano Ronaldo
T-Shirt Icon's Granddaughter Goes Shirtless
Che Guevara's hot granddaughter is starting a revolution of her very own ... for vegetarians.
Lydia Guevara is the sexy kin of ruthless Argentine terrorist revolutionary Che Guevara, and she's trading in that trendy communist t-shirt you wore in college for a bandolier of carrots for a certain animal rights group campaign.
No word if she's using her lovely weapons of mass destruction to conspire with Fidel Castro and overthrow a government.
Filed under: Beauty, Hot Bodies, Critters
Gary Busey -- Four Chicks at Once
Sure, he looks like someone you're more likely to give a handout than ask out, but Gary Busey is still reeling 'em in left and right!
Who knew girls were such suckers for hearing about the "five points of the Devil's claw?"
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies
Leighton Meester Sex Tape -- XOXO
UPDATE 9:40 AM ET: Apparently the deal has been closed, because celebhotline.com has pics of what looks like the video on its site.
Spotted ... "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF... on video.
We've learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes -- with several big exceptions ... one involving her very talented feet.
We're told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company's spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, "We've seen the tape and we're hoping to close the deal."
We contacted Leighton's rep but so far ... no comment.
Filed under: Hot Bodies
Huckabee -- You Think Biden's Hot?
Mike Huckabee was cornered at LaGuardia Airport yesterday ... forced, we thought, to take a stand on Joe Biden's body of work. 
Hey Mike, what's under your shirt???
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Politix
Guess the Buxom Babe!
Can you guess who showed off their tan, smooth and supple chest yesterday?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
