Wearing Justin's '30s Dick Tracy fedora, Mary-Kate Olsen's '70s oversized owl shades, a sexy early 20th century Mennonite party/house dress, a '90s brown leather Gap belt and an '80s hair-band groupie's bag, Jessica Biel worked the timeless runway of Melrose Ave. on Wednesday.
It takes years and years and years to look as hot as Jessica!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Style Insider, Hot Bodies
You don't have to go under the knife to smell like a blonde, buxom former man -- but it will still cost you big time!
NYC nightlife transsexual extraordinaire Amanda Lepore, born Armand Lepore, is the latest somewhat famous person to release a perfume ... and is charging an arm and a third leg for the $950 Swarovski crystal-covered bottle.
A gal's gotta pay for her hormones!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Beauty
Sporting the latest from the Fall 2256 Goodyear Radial Tire Collection and one Freddy Krueger glove, Beyonce Knowles-Carter took to the stage at an MTV award show in England yesterday, looking like a cyborg pop star in Thunderdome.
Sasha Fierce? If you say so.
Filed under: Fashion Police, Beyonce Knowles, Style Insider
Here's 65-year-old former "Dynasty" star Linda Evans (left) at the Chiller Theater Expo in New Jersey last week -- and the doll in the "Saw" films (right).
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: Fashion Police, Beauty, Nurse!
With a new $100 million dollar show underway in Vegas, you'd think Criss Angel could afford a shirt that closes ... or at least one with all its original parts. Like sleeves.
Fortunately, Criss managed to scrounge up enough cash for a full body wax.
Filed under: Fashion Police
It appears '80s mall rats are hairstyling Hollywood, because the must-have accessory this season is The Crimper®.
Lindsay Lohan had the balls to show up to the NYC premiere of Madonna's new movie with the same hair don't as the Material Girl.
Even though both are pals with hair guru Andy LeCompte, Lindz better borrow a Kabbalah string to ward off Madge's evil eye.
Filed under: Fashion Police, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Style Insider
At her film premiere last night, Madonna brought out the big guns -- her .22 caliber Chanel shoes.
Wonder what Jewish mysticism has to say about killer pumps?
Filed under: Fashion Police, Madonna, Full Throttle Fashion
Smokin' hot NBA legend Michael Jordan can do just about anything he wants -- except make salmon pink pants look good.
"Space Jam" is no longer the 45-year-old's biggest mistake.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Talk Sports
There is something a judge should remove from Sharon Stone's custody -- her ridiculously awful leopard print pants from Jungle Gap.
The 50-year-old mother of three roamed the wilds of the 90210 on Sunday.
Her cubs were nowhere in sight.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot, he just oozes sex appeal. 
The soccer stud soaked up the limelight -- and a whole lot more -- while out in Manchester on Tuesday.
Where's a Right Guard when you need 'em?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Style Insider, Hot Bodies, Talk Sports
Married just three years, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have officially become THAT couple.
After traipsing through Chicago in identical outfits this weekend, the Moore-Kutchers further annoyed everyone and finished each other's sentences, raved about how well their youngest was doing in school and talked incessantly about their summer vacation.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Style Insider
What the hell is Kate Moss smoking that she would go out in public wearing a similar red plaid article of clothing as her unknown male friend?!
Yet another one of Kate's faux pas caught on film.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police
Decked out like a Midwestern couple vacationing in central Florida, Don Johnson, 58, and his 18-years-younger wife Kelley wore matching outfits to walk their dog in L.A. this weekend.
Nothing says "I've lost all perspective" quite like dressing exactly like your wife.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Style Insider
Former "OC" starlets Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson have something in common besides being the It girls of 2003 -- the same taste in Charlie Chaplin hats. Tramps!
Both were photographed on Saturday, with Mischa wearing the faux pas in Paris and Rachel in Miami.
Wait until everyone at Harbor High sees this.
Filed under: Fashion Police, We're Just Sayin'
In what could be a sign of the impending apocalypse, Shauna Sand was actually spotted out in L.A. on Tuesday, not wearing her transvestite prostitute Lucite heels.
First Wall St. implodes and now this. What is the world coming to?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Hot Mamas
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